Hiccupping is utterly useless and for some of us a frustrating experience. You probably did it before you were born and will probably get the hiccups every now and then until you depart from this earth.
According to Guinness the longest recorded attack of hiccupping was 69 years and 5 months. Charles Osboune (1894-1991) began hiccupping in 1922 and hiccupped every 1 1/2 second until a morning a February 1990. He died only a year and a bit later on May 1st 1991. And you thought having them for a few minutes was bad!
AHH... SUGAR
Take sugar swallowed dry, some say take a teaspoon
others a tablespoon, and some say white and some say brown sugar, I think that
depends on your personal taste.
UPSIDE DOWN GULP
Take a glass of water, bend over forward and
drink the water upside down. Now we know how to drink from the other side of the
glass too!
WATERY EARS
Put your hands over your ears and have someone you
trust (trust the key word here) feed you a glass of water, holding your breath
and drinking slowing while doing this trick may help. For me this is one of the
only methods that works. If you don't have anyone you can trust around you can
place the cup on a counter put your index fingers in your ears. Then bend
forward and grab the cup with your thumbs and pinkie fingers. I would suggest a
non-breakable glass if you're going to attempt this marvel of dexterity!
TO BREATHE OR NOT TO BREATHE
Simply holding your breath works for
some. Blowing out air in a steady slow stream is a another technique, this
relaxes the diaphragm. If you are a runner and find you get shoulder cramps you
can try the pursed lips and blowing technique as well. Believe it or not the
pain in your shoulder could be caused by your diaphragm as the shoulder is one
of the closest nerve endings for the diaphragm.
THE LONG DRINK
Drink a large glass of water very slowly. Take well
over a minute to drink about a half litre.
BREATHING PLUS
Hold your breath and
Pass your arm
behind your back, and pull it with your other hand while you hold your breath.
BROWN PAPER BAG
Breath in and out 10 times into a brown paper bag.
Make sure there is a good seal around your mouth and breath HARD. Your face
should be red when you are done.
TONGUE PULLING
Pull hard on your tongue
SPOON GAGGING
Lift your uvula with a spoon. Your uvula is that
thing that hangs down in the back of your mouth. If that doesn't work while you
have the spoon you could try the spoon upside down, under the tongue and hold
for a few moments.
GARGLE
Simply gargle with water, add a little salt if you like.
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NOSE HOW
AHH CHOO! Take one involuntary reflex and cure it with another.
Sneeze! Find some magic sneezing powder and sniff. You could always substitute
pepper if you don't have any magic sneezing powder about.
SUCK ON THIS
Suck on some crushed ice, try a lemon wedge or a
spoonful of peanut butter.
HAVE A SHOT
Try a "shot" of
pickle juice, pickles and other kinds of shots have been known to cause the
hiccups, so why not turn the tables and get even with a "bite of the dog
that bit you"...so to speak.
ICE ME
Try taking ice right to the problem area. Place an ice bag
on the diaphragm, just below the rib cage.
TICKLE ME
This one may work better on kids. Tickle them and tell
them not to laugh. You can be sure if they are at all ticklish they will change
there breathing pattern and this may stop those hiccups.
MOUTH TICKLING
Take a cotton swab and rub it on the roof of your
mouth at the point where the hard and soft palate meet.
BURP COUGH
Force a belch and coughing without inhaling, is
a sure fire cure for Jeff. It requires a trifle of muscle control, but we can
overcome involuntary reflexes if we try hard enough. Best done in private as it
looks a little silly.
BELLY RUBBING
Rubbing the hiccupping person's belly button seems
to work for Dennis. Pressing inward just as the hiccup occurs may "catch them"
and cure the person instantly. I would suggest caution with this cure, pressing
on your innards may be hazardous to your health.
MIND OVER HICCUP
Just thinking about the next hiccup may stop you
from having them. Some say that after the first few hiccups the rest are just in
your mind and your body is following your mind. If this were true why do babies
get the hiccups? Anyway just try to predict when the next hiccup will strike!
You may be concentrating so hard that it just won't arrive. If you are with
someone who has the hiccups offer them something if they can hiccup just three
more times. If you offer them something like $5 or $20 it works even better!
SCARED HICCUP
When you have the hiccups, if someone startles or
scares you, most of the time the hiccups will disappear. Now to be properly
startled you have to be unaware of what is about to happen. So how do you get
someone to startle you without being aware that they are about to scare you? I
think an easier question might be "what came first the chicken or the egg"?
Mail a cure that that works for you
About the Hiccup Page
This page started one day in 1992 (I think), yes, that is
over 10 years ago! Even at that time I thought the Internet was full of good and
useful information. I wanted to learn a bit about HTML and thought to make a web
page about a subject I could not find on the Internet. Hiccups, I thought it was
a humorous subject until I personally got the hiccups for about three days
straight. The page has not really changed that much in 10 years, this has been intentional.
Why mess with a good thing? The page has moved a few times and been updated with
new "cures" from time to time, and so it shall remain in it's own
little corner on the Internet for quite some to come. Enjoy it!